by TurtlesAreCool42 December 03, 2017
A person who has retreated into a metaphorical shell in order to block out all life-related shit and responsibilities.
Joe: I'm going full turtle.
Amy: You can't! You have two essays to write tonight!
Joe: I don't care. I'm a turtle!
Amy: You can't! You have two essays to write tonight!
Joe: I don't care. I'm a turtle!
by Therealturtle December 03, 2013
Turtles are reptiles of the order Testudines, most of whose body is shielded by a special bony or cartilaginous shell developed from their ribs. "Turtle" may either refer to the Testudines as a whole, or to particular Testudines which make up a form taxon that is not monophyletic.
by Verwandlung (KB) February 02, 2009
A nickname given to a male with a shaved head with a chin that sits close to his chest. His head will typically bob up and down like a turtle when eating.
Rascal: Psst! Hey homey! There's that Paisa from East Los again! Dude's chowing down on the nasty ass prison food!
Cuete: Look at his head bobbing up and down! (Mimes bobbing head and 'feed me' motion)
Rascal: We're callin' that muthafucka Turtle from here on out!
Cuete: Look at his head bobbing up and down! (Mimes bobbing head and 'feed me' motion)
Rascal: We're callin' that muthafucka Turtle from here on out!
by ZXY&ABC July 15, 2019
When you've got to shit so bad your shit starts poking out of your asshole so it looks like a turtle poking out of its shell.
by Anonymous19234 August 15, 2016
by STEZ September 27, 2003
Turtle is a game that requires at least 3 people. In order to play one player must have the urge to pass gas. When he/she is ready to fart, the players gather a large blanket. The player who has to fart will stick his ass under the blanket and the other players will stick their heads under the blanket. While the aforementioned body parts are submerged under the blanket the lead player will then fart under the blanket. The game is as simple as follows:
The player who can keep his head under the blanket the longest to tolerate the smell of the fart wins. This is a gentleman's game so under most circumstances the fart will be done with clothing covering the bare bottom.
The player who can keep his head under the blanket the longest to tolerate the smell of the fart wins. This is a gentleman's game so under most circumstances the fart will be done with clothing covering the bare bottom.
Person 1: Yo guys, I need to rip ass.
Person 2: You guys down to play a game of Turtle?
Persons 3 and 4: Of course! Grab your little sisters Cinderella blanket and let's play!
Person 2: You guys down to play a game of Turtle?
Persons 3 and 4: Of course! Grab your little sisters Cinderella blanket and let's play!
by Buffalo Blue March 24, 2014