Turpin High School

A public high school in the Greater Cincinnati Area where they put you into classes to be indoctrinated into the 1619 project, and if you don’t understand what they’re preaching after the first try, they’ll throw you into a janitor’s closet and whoop your ass. The place is sort of like Auschwitz but without any of the notoriety.

When I went to Turpin High School I didn’t understand that Karl Marx was apparently the second coming of Christ, and so they beat me with a paddle. My ass is still red from it to this day.

by Danny M Williams January 6, 2021

slurpin turpin

a boy from Arkansas who will provide you toe curling suction if you allow him to take a picture in your truck so he can claim its his. He loves fast in the furious and if hes angry will quote "blow your truck up " so do not spook him. He also hates everything he doesn't understand such as any other vehicle manufacture other than ford

wow is that slurpin turpin god for one ride in my dodge he gave it up all night

by mclitdick April 24, 2019

turin shroud

the piece of toilet paper used to cover a floater

Who left the turin shroud in the toilet?

by PFKnz June 26, 2006

Turin Shroud

The distinctive imprint pattern left on bed sheets after a particularly sweaty encounter, formed typically by the back/underside of the male participant.

Like the actual Turin Shroud, but not involving Jesus...probably.

..."better throw the covers back over, don't want your mother seeing the Turin Shroud!"

by woofbarkdonkey June 2, 2011

speed turdin'

the act of emptying your bowels in rapid succession, usually within a 15 sec time frame. Little to no splash audible. Solid turd form only.

Phil: Pause the game real quick
Devin: Why?
Phil: I gotta go speed turdin'

(24 secs later)
~flush~

Phil: lets go
Devin: Not your fastest run...

by DSint, SB3, Philthy Phil August 27, 2010

Shroud of Turin

Named after the famous burial cloth. The shroud of turin is made with a paper napkin or paper towel. If you have a sweaty, dirty ass you reach back and clean it up with the paper towel or napkin. Then you place it over the face of someone while they are sleeping, hence the shroud of turin.

I wiped my ass and gave him a shroud of Turin.

by Texas T3 January 3, 2022

Shroud of Turin

The act of ejaculating onto a wash cloth and placing it on a persons face while they are sleeping. Once it hardens, it should have an imprint of their face.

Jesus Christ famous Shroud of Turin.

by Rooman77 September 29, 2009