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that fag is such a topias
by asshole_666 November 28, 2016
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A cute guy that people don’t realize is actually really nice and kind hearted. He’s funny because he can be mean sometimes but is ultimately sweet.
Wow you’re being such a Topias today, good for you.
by tbhIjustrlywannabepegged January 19, 2022
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Tobias Rieper

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Agent 47's alias used during jobs upon checking into locations. It is believed that it is a play on "To Buy Us Reaper", a phrase used when referencing hitmen for hire.
Agent 47: Checking in, the name is Tobias Rieper.
*15 minutes later* 11 deaths and a plethora of unconscious people.
by yeetyeetyeetyeetyeet May 10, 2018
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Tobias Eaton

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-Character in the Divergent series
-When book takes place, he is 18 years old
-Incredibly sexy and badass
-Initiation instructor and later boyfriend of Tris Prior
-Nicknamed and known as Four because of his four fears
-Originally from Abnegation and transfered to Dauntless
"Who's that over there?"
"That's Tobias Eaton. We call him Four."
"DAMN HE'S FINE!"
by ~:^) December 23, 2013
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topiary

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A lesser known descriptive term for female pubic hair, obviously this does not apply to men, as it sounds ridiculously girly.
That girl had so much topiary in front of her wossname that I could have trimmed it into a unicorn!
by oO S3R4PH Oo January 11, 2008
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dirty tobias

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Every time you have sex with someone you steal something from their house until they notice.
Woah, wheres my moms antiqe vase? I think Jonathan pulled a dirty tobias on me.
by xXCRAZYPUSSYSLAYER73Xx December 25, 2020
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hey tobias

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guaranteed to make every tobias mad
hey tobias (you put nothing after)
by hsth3t November 30, 2021
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