Tooofer

tuck the dick between the legs and allow girl to give you a blowjob

Last night Brooke gave me a Tooofer.

by Howie Felter Snatch November 3, 2010

toofers

Teeth

Mother: How are your toofers feeling since the extractions?
Daughter: my teeth ok getting better everyday 👍

by TeaInTheMoment December 29, 2018

Toofer

means "two for one" or can also be used to mean "two birds with one stone"

Bubba : "Hey Jesse, its two-for-one drinks at the bar tonight!"

Jesse : "Sweet, its a toofer. Lets get tanked!"

or

Bubba: "Hey Jesse, look I just killed me a buck and a baby deer with one round!!"

Jesse: "Sweet toofer!"

by chall77 June 11, 2009

Toofer

A person who fulfills multiple minority capacities in any realm. Having two or more of these common features: physical/mental disabilities, being a woman or ethnic minority

In the show 30 Rock, James Spurlock, his nickname is "Toofer" because "with him you get a two-for-one; he's a black guy and a Harvard guy." (Jack Donaghy)

Connie Rubirosa in Law & Order

Brenda Johnson in the Closer

by Djodo November 19, 2009

toofer

Short for "two four", slang for a 24 pack of beer.

Canadian in origin.

"How much beer are you going to buy?"
"A toofer."

by Kaethe Rutkowski July 23, 2005

twoofer

1. derogatory term for those on the outer edges of the 9/11 truth movement.
2. derogatory term for any conspiracy theorist or political extremist who regularly uses the phrase 'speaking truth to power'

The twoofer said I was following the sheeple for not believing 9/11 was done with holograms, and that he was speaking truth to power

by tompaines ghost October 27, 2007

Toofer

Slang for your two front teeth

I'm going to go brush my toofers.

by bobomcgee October 20, 2009