Tompression

The depression you feel after taking one of Dr. Tom Katona's tests at Cal Poly SLO

person 1: "Damn, I sucked ass on that last midterm. I feel awful.

person 2: "Same. I got clinically diagnosed with tompression.

by blunderedmyqueenagain March 16, 2023

Teapression

The complete breakdown in the global economic system caused by a tiny but agitated group of reactionary theorists who also oppose ideas such as science, education or fairness in favor narrow self interest and con tined corporate welfare.

Jack lost his house in the teapression, because 12 tearrorist jerks in a room decided to cut all government programs and the world economy died.

by Jumbo III August 6, 2011

tight as a fishes ass under compression

Someone who does not spend any money.............period!

He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.

by GS71 April 4, 2015

Compression Shorts

Men's underwear that is usually longer than most and has a very skin tight fit. Mostly popular in sports, but also for guys who don't want their balls to flop around all day. Most say they are more comfortable than boxers since they don't ride up your leg and keep your dick in place. Most teenage boys feel the need to walk around with them in the locker room to show off their bulge .

Person 1: What kind of underwear is that?
Person 2: They're compression shorts, get some.
Person 1: Why are they better than boxers?
Person 2: They keep your balls in place and don't ride up your leg

by Nonometo March 10, 2019

time kompression

Shoving your dick into a guy's ass and seeing how long it stays hard

Hey Jim, wanna do some Time Kompression at my place?

by Ultimecia September 28, 2013

anal compression

The act of sticking an object up the anus and applying pressure to condense an object for a higher quality version of itself.

After his clean joey, Jon performed some anal compression on the banana that he planned to eat. It came out so good he couldn't help but share with Sarah, Lady and the Tramp style.

by PGVaginamort November 22, 2016

compression session

when 1 or more people smoke marijuana in an enclosed space such as a car, small room. etc. The smoke from the marijuana exhaled and burnt stays in the vicinity, causing the occupants to get even more stoned.

"yo, where can we smoke this bud?"
"we can have a compression session in my car."
"sweet."

by andrew June 18, 2004