Tomfuckery

When your friend Tom fucks around.

Look at Tom! He's doing some kind of Tomfuckery!

by sjcvshyc August 26, 2019

Tomfuckery

When someone is bring an idiot or a situation is confusing and/or weird.

Similar to tomfoolery but tomfuckery is way better

1-"meow"
2-"Meow"
1-"Meow"
2-"Meow"
1-"Meow"
2-"Meow"
1-"Meow"
2-"Meow"
1-"Meow"
chat host- "WHAT IS THIS TOMFUCKERY?"

by Trashrat_has_entered_the_chat January 25, 2020

Tomfuckery

When somthing is suspicious or concerning.

My cookies keep disappearing, there's some Tomfuckery afoot...

The boss missed my raise again... there's definitely some Tomfuckery afoot...

by DrunkPoTaToPop November 23, 2020

Tomfuckery

Cheating, Doing whatever it takes to get the W without boundries

Coach: Have you seen Brady or Belecheik?
Ball Boy: *Nervously* No Sir
Coach: Hmmmm Something feels off I swear there is some major Tomfuckery about to take place

by GooberPatrol June 12, 2018

Tomfuckery

The old phrase tomfoolery for millennials

Johnny stop that tomfuckery.

by AbhiMagic007 December 13, 2018

tomfuckery

Similar to tomfoolery, except to a greater extent, and often involving mindfucking and very indecent behaviour.

An extremely well endowed leprechaun who hangs out in a men's bathroom, convincing men that he would grant them wishes if they allow him to fuck them in the ass, then asking how old they are, and then stating, "So you still believe in leprechauns..." is a blatant display of tomfuckery.

by AWads September 7, 2007

tomfuckery

When your friend does something really fucking stupid and doesn't stop

Bill Im not sure if I can take anymore of your tomfuckery

Well I can keep going until your all tomfuckered out

I rip you in half you little shit!

Well come get some old man

Come here you scaly fuck

Im shoving your soul down an interdenominational starcase

NO! all these soul stairs!

by Mirik November 2, 2017