the sexy struggle 

when you struggle so hard, that it's sexy

most effective while listening to rap

can make a man/woman instantly fall in love with you

Linus- "why does that dancing girl look like shes going to pass out?"
Stella- "because she's struggling and its sexy, its the sexy struggle"

the sexy struggle by saltnpeppershere February 28, 2009

Dan the Sexy Stickman

a stickman that's sexy and named dan. that's literally it. he's also rich.

Person 1: Have you heard about that rich dude Dan?
Person 2: ..who?
Person 1: Dan the Sexy Stickman. Heard about him??
Person 2: ..no. And how is a stickman sexy ???

Dan the Sexy Stickman by g3n0.sy0 July 20, 2020

The Sexy Drunken Scotsman

A native of Scotland, often seen roaming the wilds of Canada and braving the New World.
With his love of his kilt, his undying patriotic pride and sudden bouts of drunken rage, no wonder everyone loves him.
Like most Scotsman, he enjoys drinking, fighting, and fixing things.
Always willing to lend a helping hand, the only thing he'll ask in return is money for his alcohol addiction.

Truly a modern day Saint.

Random Person1: Who's that over there?

Random Person2: Him? That's The Sexy Drunken Scotsman!

Random Person1: Does he even have a name?

Random Person2: No one really knows. He's often too drunk to know himself.

The Sexy Drunken Scotsman by The Sexy Drunken Scotsman May 11, 2009

prepare the sexy 

a term P. Diddy used while on the Conan O'Brien show. when he 'prepares the sexy', he has some people arrive to his hotel room or other residence to adjust the temperature, draw a bath that is the correct temperature, disperse scent, turn down the sheets, etc. This ensures that the place has the proper mood.

Wherever you go, you gots to prepare the sexy.

prepare the sexy by jcash January 30, 2005

excuse the sexy 

A phrase given by one donning a too short and too tight hospital gown when her naughty bits are hanging out visibly.

Patient (while shimmying past nurse in doorway after putting on too tight, too short hospital gown): "Excuse the sexy."

excuse the sexy by father muskrat October 1, 2010

the sexy 

Adjective. Something which goes beyond simply sexy, and in fact represents, defines, and/or embodies all of the sexiness on the planet; the absolutely sexiest person, object, or idea.

"Pamela's skintight zipper-front dress is the sexy, and showcases her sweet T and A."

"JVP is the sexy."

the sexy by Unrepentant October 13, 2005

Bobby the Sexy Turtle 

A common nickname used for members of groups of mentally unstable Highschool students. (Bobby the sexy turtle is a name that means u be awesome. )They like to hide in Wallmarts and hate batteries. Exetremely smart (smarter than u anyways) And also exetremely dumb and delusional. SEXY TURTLE BOBS ARE A CRAZE SWEEPING THE MAYBE 10 PEOPLE WHO INVENTED IT. Enjoy. You are a sexy turtle, bye bobby.

Random lame guy- Who is that?
Random strange guy- That's Bobby the sexy turtle.
Bobby- YEAAA im awesomer than you guys because i am sexy and appreciate the fragile turtles.

Bobby the Sexy Turtle by Bobby the sexy turtle and co. May 30, 2021