The mass pass is like the n-word pass but you can make jokes about fat people the mass pass can be given out by any chubby/fat person.
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Get the stop with the mass abbievs mug.This is the 21st century, right? Alexa can deliver our instant gratification faster than our cerebral cortex might prefer, our watch can order cocktails, and a movie, and open the garage door, and yet, we're using antiquated vernacular to explain the simple fact that size, matters...
It's not the size of the wand, it's the wizard who wields it... Size doesn't really matter, does it, because if it does... It's the motion of the ocean, not the size of the surf board, that matter, right?... it's how you use it, that matters...
These don't exactly roll off the tongue with that "Siri, You rock!!!" vibe that we all know and love, do they? So, with much anticipated fan-fare, this one is for the ladies, and gentlemen, looking for that rock star, classy, cool vibe that even Siri might high-five you for, when one finds themselves in that awkward pastime of navigating the size matters debate.
New and Improved for 2026, Siri and Alexa both agree, this rolls off the tongue with less twisting:
"It's not the mass, it's the method!" Now, you can say a lot, without saying much at all. ;-)
It's not the size of the wand, it's the wizard who wields it... Size doesn't really matter, does it, because if it does... It's the motion of the ocean, not the size of the surf board, that matter, right?... it's how you use it, that matters...
These don't exactly roll off the tongue with that "Siri, You rock!!!" vibe that we all know and love, do they? So, with much anticipated fan-fare, this one is for the ladies, and gentlemen, looking for that rock star, classy, cool vibe that even Siri might high-five you for, when one finds themselves in that awkward pastime of navigating the size matters debate.
New and Improved for 2026, Siri and Alexa both agree, this rolls off the tongue with less twisting:
"It's not the mass, it's the method!" Now, you can say a lot, without saying much at all. ;-)
A man and woman are chatting and people watching when suddenly a well endowed man passes. A silence falls over the two, as their heads turn following the gate of the passer-by. The woman, seeing a wave of insecurity washing over her date, breaks the awkward silence with a reassuring affirmation:
"It's not the mass, it's the method!"
In a moment, what may have taken up the rest of the lunch hour, is now time well spent and all is right as rain with the world once more. Instead of a drawn-out diatribe of phonetic flavor crystals, the two are back enjoying each other's company free from vernacular shrapnel... sometimes, words just get in the way of *communication*.
"It's not the mass, it's the method!"
In a moment, what may have taken up the rest of the lunch hour, is now time well spent and all is right as rain with the world once more. Instead of a drawn-out diatribe of phonetic flavor crystals, the two are back enjoying each other's company free from vernacular shrapnel... sometimes, words just get in the way of *communication*.
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qualification: be human, responsible for deaths, and recorded in history
This is a list that took me a while to compile, and was used for something else, but I'm posting it here so people know. So people know…
k = 1,000
m = 1,000,000
> = over
< = almost
12. Idi Amin Dada —— 100k-500k (most say 300k)
11. Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini —— >430k
10. Mengistu Haile Mariam —— 500k
9. Jean Kambanda —— 800k-1m
8. Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev —— >1m
7. Saloth “Pol Pot” Sar —— 1.5m
6. Genghis Khan —— >1.7m (just 2 cities)
5. Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti —— <2m
4. Suharto —— 8m + 10k’s of Allied POW’s
3. Joseph Stalin —— 20m
2. Adolf Hitler —— 6m (Holocaust) + 42m (European deaths in WWII)
1. Mao Tse Tung —— 70m Chinese + countless others of the Far East
(list)
qualification: be human, responsible for deaths, and recorded in history
This is a list that took me a while to compile, and was used for something else, but I'm posting it here so people know. So people know…
k = 1,000
m = 1,000,000
> = over
< = almost
12. Idi Amin Dada —— 100k-500k (most say 300k)
11. Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini —— >430k
10. Mengistu Haile Mariam —— 500k
9. Jean Kambanda —— 800k-1m
8. Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev —— >1m
7. Saloth “Pol Pot” Sar —— 1.5m
6. Genghis Khan —— >1.7m (just 2 cities)
5. Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti —— <2m
4. Suharto —— 8m + 10k’s of Allied POW’s
3. Joseph Stalin —— 20m
2. Adolf Hitler —— 6m (Holocaust) + 42m (European deaths in WWII)
1. Mao Tse Tung —— 70m Chinese + countless others of the Far East
Idi Amin, Benito Mussolini, Mengistu Haile Mariam, Jean Kambanda, Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev, Pol Pot, Genghis Khan, Saddam Hussein, Suharto, Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, and Mao Tse Tung are the biggest mass murderers in history. Search them. Read of their atrocities. Because of these evil men, over 155 million people are dead.
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