The Pony

when banging a girl from behind you pull her hair thus screaming like pony

dude see that hot ass chick over there?
Yea
I totaly did the pony to her last night!!!
HELL YEA DUDE!!!!!

by sabres1 December 17, 2009

the pony diet

the pony diet food consists of,
fruit gushers,
and mountain dew

the pony diet activities consist of,
hacking,
playing call of duty,
and hanging out with big tim.

doctor: after i had a patient try out the pony diet, they died. so dont do it.

by lil wils dougie July 28, 2010

The pony whip

The process of cutting off your partners ponytail during sex, and then slapping them in the face with it.

''Bro your girlfriends hair looks like shit''
"I know, I pony whipped her last night"

the pony whip

by pony rider November 4, 2012

the pony plug

When you take a My Little Pony figurine and shove it up your ass while your girl is giving head

Hey man me and my girl did the pony plug last night. It rocked.

by Hshdjfjskagf October 11, 2016

The Pony Express

When a Female partner has 1 or more earings in each ear, and before engaging in sexual intercourse fashioning reins out of string or leather strips. Then once the reins are created you mount her from behind and yell stop 1 and engage in the mail delivery across the west.

Hey Black Beauty/Hildalgo i need to deliver a package via pony express. Turn around and let me show you the wild west. Gidde Up its time for The Pony Express

by evcar mayman September 6, 2011

wouldn't you know who won the pony

refers to the story told by Jim Cornette when a local wrestling promoter , faced with declining attendance , rigged a lottery to give a way a pony so his son won it , so we did not lose money on the deal . As a result anything is is obviously rigged is referred to as wouldn't you know who won the pony .

Billy got picked to be hall monitor again .
Well Wouldn't you know who won the pony

by BellasaurusTheJust July 21, 2019

brushing the pony

Slang for male masturbation.

"That girl was so fine, I was violently brushing the pony all night."

by waikikimelon June 29, 2013