The Lettuce

The Lettuce - the art of cunnilingus to an extreme pleasurable manner.

He knows the power of the lettuce !!

by BAT4114 May 3, 2020

hacking the lettuce

euphemism for masturbation

studies show that hacking the lettuce 5 times a week reduces prostate cancer rates. That, and its fun too.

by McInnes May 15, 2005

Shake the lettuce

Removing the excess urine from a vagina

After you pee,don't forget to shake the lettuce!

by Darris January 21, 2003

Spread the lettuce

When a girl opens her lips wide downtown to give you a show of those beef curtains.

"Bro she sent that snap...straight spread the lettuce"

by Patelpatelpatel June 8, 2017

sweeping the lettuce

The act using a comb to clean crabs out of your pubes.

Last weekend after picking that chick up from the bar I was sweeping the lettuce all week long.

by The turdburgalar November 20, 2020

Wet the Lettuce

Wet the lettuce means a female wetting her vagina lips to mimic a lettuce getting wet. Usually, it's never used much, but only in times when one is drunk.

"Hey, Kyle, i'm just going to wet the lettuce" - "Oh, fuck me, Trish! I didn't want to know that".

by Wet teh lettuce lettice letice September 28, 2013

shake the lettuce

a female urinating,

imagine water being shaked off a wet lettuce now substitute the water for urine and lettuce leaves for...

drunken girl at pub says to friend 'I've got to go and shake the lettuce before I explode' and proceeds to go to the toilet.

by lantern January 25, 2007