The Leach

The Leach is a sexual act where after the guy cums he puts it around his penis (if it is sticky it is better) and puts his penis hole on the significant others nipple as like a slimy Leach sucking on a nipple

Hey sis, you wanna try the Leach.

by The_Grunt June 6, 2021

The fritz leach

When you go down on a girl with a rather large forehead, ejaculate on your penis then slap it on the females forehead. Whilst doing so shout "dickhead"

Person 1: I heard you brought her back to yours last night.
Person 2: yeh mate I gave her the fritz leach

by Pen savaloy November 1, 2018

the lachie

the act of finding a freaky tall woman, peer pressuring her into sex and then beating her during

i did the lachie with this girl yesterday, felt great

by communistfrank August 30, 2017

the lachlan

when one man puts his penis in the nose and it comes out the mouth and the the lady sucks it

wanna do the lachlan

by YOLITKID October 27, 2020

The Lachlan Jarvis

A virgin and bad soccer player. It is known for travelling Queensland and weighing 2 Tonnes. It is often used as an insult.

You are The Lachlan Jarvis.

by Jay Jarvis July 21, 2024

The Lachlan Jarvis

Commonly used as an insult, when the person is a virgin.

"Omg he's The Lachlan Jarvis"

by Jay Jarvis July 21, 2024