The Dad

when a woman calls you daddy during sex then you ejaculate on her and say: oh I guess we're all out of milk, then proceed to leave and never return

hey Dave I'm gonna go do the dad with my wife tonight!

by x2cro1ssant April 26, 2021

Dad

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no found definition for dad?
do you mean: milk

by capitalismluver November 2, 2019

dad

gone

dad went to get the milk 15 years ago

by epic cool kid February 27, 2019

Dad

something that vanishes

my dad went *poof gone*

by Gh00stG0rl December 2, 2020

Dad

A person that can either make your life great or turn your life to a disaster.

Homie: What happened to you, bro? Why are you broke?
Dude: My dad went for milk 13 years ago and my momma can't afford a great life. F*ck him

by Anonymousmf123 February 4, 2020

The DADS

The acronym for "day after drinking shits" applied to the morning bowel movements following a night of binge drinking. Usually dark black or green depending on the type of drink. Usually more liduidy than a normal piece stool.

"hey Ryan, Come check out the DADS i left in the toilet, I must have been drinking hypnotic last night"

by Devin B June 13, 2006

Dad

?

Me: dad? Where did you go?

by Sparkle pussy March 21, 2019