The Carlo

If a person sits on your face and then poops in your mouth making you vomit, then you vomit in his or here ass causing orgasm

Yeah, me and Leonard did the Carlo last night and it was epic my bed was dirty though

by DiccLicker May 15, 2020

go show carlo the tree

Definition: 1) Please excuse us; 2) Can we have a little privacy here?; 3) scram; 4) get lost.

Said when you want to speak with only certain people in the room. Could also mean you want them to just get out of your sight. Can be accompanied by an arm gesture with thumb pointing the way you want them to go.

Line uttered by Sonny Corleone to his sister Connie and her new friend (and soon to be dead husband) Carlo when they wanted to discuss family business on the morning of 'Pops' birthday in the Godfather Part II.

Sonny: "Go show Carlo the tree".

by Vesper47 February 4, 2020

C.T.G. aka Carlo the Gangsta

the first and the best female white rapper to come out of jersey
aka Carlo the Gangsta

ayoo, did yo hear bout tha gurl C.T.G. aka Carlo the Gangsta? she's mad good!

by c.t.g. December 11, 2008

Broke the bank in Monte Carlo

Having taken a healthy, large, and incredibly satisfying dump. Sometimes shortened to simply, "broke the bank".

(1) Walking out of the men's room, I say to my friend, "Dude, I just broke the bank in monte carlo."

(2) I'll see you later, I gotta go break the bank.

by Balls Machammer February 11, 2013

Smash the Calories

A phrase used meaning wanting to make love/shag/fuck an overweight lady on the large side!

I would smash the calories out of her!

or

I want to smash the calories out of you!

by bigwstyle2010 April 20, 2010

The Carlos Effect

The Carlos Effect is a true and mystically unknown binding effect where individuals with the name of "Carlos" can never have a positive aura value, and any attempts to gain a positive aura value will be nullified by force of nature.

Did you see Carlos new post?

Yeah he gained a little aura from it but he's still has negative aura.
Yeah its a shame he's cursed with The Carlos Effect

by Oatmeal77 September 28, 2025

The Angry Carlos

Asking a person to open their mouth, then spitting in it and slapping them across the face.

He was so mad at her he decided to give her The Angry Carlos move.

by Sir Pedro January 17, 2008