The Car Wash involves two males and one female. The female gets on her knees and the males stand on the right and left side of her, with their erect penises pointing at her cheeks. The female then begins giving both males a handjob simultaneously, using "Turtle Wax" as a lubricant. She does this until both males reach climax, covering her cheeks in semen. Then, once both penises have reached a flaccid state, she spins them both in a helicopter like motion so that the penises slap her cheeks simulating the rotating cleaners in an automatic car wash.
Thanks to Brett and Dave many girls at Messiah College have received The Car Wash...and have been satisfied with the job!
by Brett and Dave September 07, 2007
Post sex maneuver deriving from missionary position, where the male crawls forward and drags his flaccid and semi-moist penis up and over the females face slowly, and continues until it falls off the forehead toward the latter region of the head. A reverse after completion is preferred but optional.
After some creamy, grizzled sex, Raptor wanted to change the song on Itunes. While reaching for his computer, he crawled over Zumacrume, accidentally giving her 'the car wash'.
by JoshHjelt November 16, 2009
when a girl lathers up her hair with shampoo, wraps it around your cock, and jacks you off with it until you bust in her hair
by Accipiter March 09, 2006
When a girl rubs her hair back and forth over a guy's dick until he cums making it look like a car wash.
Debbie totally swished her long hair over my johnson last night till i came. Bitch looked like she was my dick's car wash.
by LacrosseRob91 February 14, 2009
When a man is in the shower and puts soap or body wash on his wang and does the helicopter so soap gets on everything and everyone else
by jnmains July 11, 2008
by jimmy July 28, 2004
When recieving a blow job the blower inserts the whole penis and both balls into their mouth and is able to lick the asshole all at the same time.
Last night Betty was giving me the deep throat and I jammed my balls into her gaping mouth as well. While gagging for air she accidentally tongued my asshole, she took my shit to the car wash!
by Larry the Fister February 04, 2009