testes

Short form of testicles. You may also know them as balls, bollocks, cojones, huevos or nuts.
I use all of these terms, and more besides, but then I am Ian Chode, the greatest swearer of modern times!

Chode: Eat my testes, bitch.
Bitch: OK. Mmmmm, better than McDonalds.
Chode: Splat!

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

testes

1. Testicles
2. Exams more difficult than quizzes, but not as difficult as regular tests.

If you think your English professor's 'quizzies' are difficult, then you would hate to see his 'testes'.

by Child w/Headphones December 12, 2008

Testes

Testes are the smartest and least appreciated friends that you will ever meet and they will hang out with you or do whatever until one day someone tells them about a vagina that needs a couple of big testes to do a couple of odd jobs around the house , it is then when the testes - your roommates - look for a rental property and start trying to move out before you have used them to pay the bills.

Don’t worry bro , Those testes will take care of them and hold their hair back when they get morning sickness

by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025

Testes

Testes are your butlers best friends , they give the butler the energy to answer the door like a nuclear physicist when some one visits.

Did you hear about whatsies testes getting Blown off? Oh how terrible , but at least he got some kind of group of friends from this. Ya know other butlers who don’t answer the door when ppl knock. Yeh great group of guys if they aren’t having a siesta in a straw hat. Yeh.

by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025

Testes Satchel

A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.

Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.

Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!

Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?

Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.

by Larry Finster December 27, 2009

Testes Satchel

A testes satchel is another way of sayin ballbag. they can be hairy, sweaty, saggy, tight etc

Can u please remove Dan's Testes Satchel from your mouth Joe you dirty teabagging homo.

by Issac Hunt August 24, 2006

Testes Twist

A “Testes Twist” is when someone twist a single testicle of another man.

Carl: Dude i gave Ryan the biggest “Testes Twist” yesterday you should’ve seen his face.

by JJ Jungle Juice November 24, 2020