tanner's butt

when one's ass itches after repeatedly going tanning naked

You: My ass itches

Me: Oh you must have tanner's butt

by yoyoyoyoyyo October 19, 2010

tanner’s mom

A designation for an older woman who prefers the taste of younger men, in the presence of her son.

Tyler, did you check out Tanner’s mom last night? She couldn’t get off of Alex.

by OhioStateStillSucks March 28, 2019

Tanner's Bucket

A psychological state in which physical stimulation of the genitals can never be satisfactory - usually due to an increase in sexual activity.

Man, Greg has been going to see his lady an awful lot lately, I think he's developing a Tanner's Bucket Complex

by 🆑🆎🆘 May 7, 2020

Tanner's Law

Just because Tanner sleeps with you doesn't mean that you are dating, talking, or a thing in any way. It simply means you were in his way and just cute enough to sleep with.

"Dude these cute chicks won't move."
"Tanner's Law man"

by mr wizard man April 4, 2015

Tanner's Johnson

The veiny ahh dih

Look at Tanner's Johnson

by anonymous February 7, 2025

Tanner Story

a long rambling story that serves no purpose, ending in a completely unsatisfactory manner, usually with the phrase, "and yeah."

Example of a Tanner Story:

This one time, I was working at the theater, and this woman came up to me and asked what movie she should see. And Yeah.

by Komrad Krunch January 19, 2009

Tanner_star

Tanner_star is a lowlife idiot. This type of person enjoys taking shits on the beach as well as eating plain oatmeal for breakfast. His personal hobbies include eating tons of low-cal ice cream, believing he cannot get fat because it is low-cal. His parents think he goes to bed early but really he goes to sleep as the sun rises.

Ugh, he's such a Tanner_star. He just venmoed me $5 to play with him.

by bestrustkiller2020 April 13, 2020