TMAYP

Text Me After You Pray

When you're talking to a Palestinian chick during prayer time and you're tryna stay on your deen/talk after you pray

Alright bet imma go hit fajr but TMAYP

by Afgainz June 23, 2019

Tayport

A town in Fife, Scotland with a welcome sign which reads "please die carefully" as opposed to "please drive carefully". Was once famous for the notorious Helter Skelter slide which has now been taken away. In Tayport the further up the hill you live the posher you are. Right at the bottom of the hill we have "the millies" this is where all the mental Tayport residents reside. Right at the top of the hill is where all the knobs live. Tayport Primary School is awful. The playground is a concrete death trap with disgusting, tacky plant pots randomly placed - it doesn't really make sense. The Dolphin Centre has been visited by every resident of Tayport. It holds a place in every Tayportian childs heart as they all at some point went to Buzz Club. There are two main parks in Tayport "the common" and "the top park." The Top Park is where the wannabe skaters hang out. They can't skate for shit and think Fall Out Boy is heavy metal but they are harmless. The Common is where the kids go for a kick-about. It is also a favourite place for dogs to shit all over the place. Tayport is the home of the alcoholic. There are more pubs in Tayport than you would think would be needed but really this abundance of pubs just caters for the numerous alcoholics that live in Tayport. Really there is fuck all to do in Tayport and so it is good that you can always catch a bus to Dundee. Problem is these buses never come on time or don't turn up. The bus drivers are wankers also.

Helter Skelter Alcoholic Skater Tayport

by Ronnie Bomber May 15, 2013

TMAPT

TMAPT: That'll make a pussy throb.

That man is so fine TMAPT.

by Chicken4L July 21, 2020

Tayport

A small town on the coast of Fife.Made sure to be avoided at the weekends when swarms of neds looking for bucky are out on the streets all night.

Im just going down the shops on a friday night in tayport gies some bucky like pure min.

by DJ FORDY March 23, 2007

tayple

well he smells very nice and is very good at fortnite but always had a urge to spit on some one called James james likes to slurp up the spit and save it for later for his satisfaction.

tayple likes to be spat on he can also spit on James a very hairy man that likes to look at his 90 yr old grandma in a very dangerous way

by tayple October 11, 2020

taype

Derived from the words otay and kape.

Usually comes from watching The Little Rascals obsessively.

A: "Be right back."
B: "Taype."

by Joe Jockstrap September 4, 2005

Taypac

Can be described much like a pimp. A Stupendous philosopher of this millennium. Has a vast number of contacts in his phone and a colossal shlong. Is usually accompanied by a handsome cotton filled friend. Total stud.

Girl: Omg, have that Taypac's new verse? He's a god
Guy: I'm so jealous of his beauty and melodious grace.

by hellaeastofedenswagbizetch April 17, 2013