the ham

slang for Framingham. A town in Massachusetts west of Boston. Sometimes used with the word "dirty" preceding the word ham (ie. the dirty ham) in an attempt to communicate just how gritty/"gangsta" we are.

(Person in Framingham): ayo, i'm in the ham.

by Grid December 4, 2007

the ham

Use like "the man", as in "you da man!". Also applies to objects.

you did it! you are The Ham!

how's your beer? it's The Ham.

by TreeWeezel December 5, 2011

the ham

Instead of saying, "thats the shit" you would say "thats the ham" in case of family presense.

"Did you see Andy t-bad that inanimate object?"

"Yeah, it was the ham!"

by trojan_man007 October 2, 2008

the ham

reference to Chlamydia. Frequently used in the Philadelphia region by street walkers.

That ho is nasty, she got the ham.

by Ferdog March 31, 2006

The-Ham

The law, cop, pig 🐖

Duk in that shade man, there's The-Ham!

by Dotanairy January 23, 2020

The Ham Man

A man who "goes and gets this bread" and returns with all of the ham instead.

Jake: Lets go get this bread!
Also Jake: *Returns with all the hams"
Jimmy: You are The Ham Man

by cReAM sOdA FaYGo September 11, 2018

The Ham is on the Table!

1. A metaphorical statement implying a complete loss of tolerance for a given situation.

2. A statement confirming the beginning or end of any course of action regarding a given situation. (i.e. "It's on now" or "The shit has hit the fan"

I'm tired of that fool talkin all that shit about me...The ham is on the table!

by Noeliam83 October 4, 2009