TD's n Beer

Acronym for titties and beer

I'm in the mood for some TD's n beer.

by beltop5 June 10, 2013

B.F.T.D.S.

Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.

Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!

by jeru411 May 28, 2013

Chungus S.T.D’s

Ch-u-gn-us S-t-d-s

A Sexually transmitted disease that is caused by Big Chungus seducing and doing the sacred ritual with a carrot. It is not contagious and is the next step into chunginality.
Signs of this are dots appearing on your hand

Liam: bro why do I got dots on my hand
Chungus: hehe looks like you got Chungus S.T.D’s

by Big Chungus 2212 November 5, 2019

s.t.d.s bag

a person who has over 5 sexualy transmitted diseases, and still wants more dick/pussy for free

Sam, in oxnard, is a fucking s.t.d.s. bag

by with honors August 5, 2004

T.D.S.

The correct definition for "T.D.S" (trump Denial Sydrome) is when a trumper is totally delusional, ignorant and in denial of the fact that trump is a ignorant, racist, lying, cheating adulterer. Often caused by ignorance, inherent racism or being (as trump himself put it) "poorly educated"......

Sad but True. Some of my best friends have T.D.S.

by lionlopez June 30, 2018

T.D.S. Trump Derangement Syndrome

T.D.S. Trump Derangement Syndrome is a mental disorder that originated in 2016 when SJWs mourned by screaming in agony and letting out delicious liberal tears. Some common symptoms include (but are not limited to): orange man bad, NPC like behavior, calling orange man a racist despite multiple policies suggesting otherwise (actions speak louder than words), a love of socialism and china, antifa tattoos and hate for white straight males. You can identify and locate a TDS specimen by yelling out "BLUE LIVES MATTER" but beware the creature is highly aggressive and will charge your vehicle with an AK47 and you will be arrested for defending yourself. They have multiple mating calls. The most common ones are "Black lives matter" and "Trump is a facist"

Bro 1: Damn bro that T.D.S. Trump Derangement Syndrome chick just spilled hot coffee on me for wearing a MAGA hat

Bro 2: that chick has some serious T.D.S. Trump Derangement Symdrome

by gotochinacommie August 13, 2020

f.t.d.s.

Acronym - Fuck The Dumb Shit

Let's stop doing this the hard way.

Fisherman 1: They're just not bitin' today.
Fisherman 2: F.T.D.S., get the grenade.

by Shrubber September 8, 2008