A word used to describe someone who attempts to slide into the dm's of someone either out of their league or someone who would be completely uninterested in them.
Billy: Hey dude! I just found this really hot girl on Instagram do you think I should try slide in her dm's?
Jeremy: DUDE ARE YOU SUISLIDAL!!! That's Jessica she's like a 12/10 and you're a disappointment.
Billy: You're right, I don't want to commit suislide...
Jeremy: DUDE ARE YOU SUISLIDAL!!! That's Jessica she's like a 12/10 and you're a disappointment.
Billy: You're right, I don't want to commit suislide...
by NiNJ4 PANDA July 26, 2019
Get the Suislidal mug.When somebody consistently and repeatedly has suicidal thoughts, but hasn't seriously considered it and planned out a comprehensive course of action. Like almost all medical problems, early treatment is extremely important.
borderline-suicidal Person: I lost my job and my wife is considering divorce.... maybe I should just put one right in my head...
(Next day) Gotta drive to the unemployment office...maybe I should just lock the door and drive into a lake...
Similar thoughts repeat frequently
Suicidal person: My family was murdered and I'm being framed for it....I'll go get my gun and end it right here. I'd better do it over the bridge so there's no mess. Just in case my life insurance pays out, I'll write a will to have it all donated to charity...
(Next day) Gotta drive to the unemployment office...maybe I should just lock the door and drive into a lake...
Similar thoughts repeat frequently
Suicidal person: My family was murdered and I'm being framed for it....I'll go get my gun and end it right here. I'd better do it over the bridge so there's no mess. Just in case my life insurance pays out, I'll write a will to have it all donated to charity...
by Jean PKAM November 9, 2013
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If someone takes a couple ibuprofen because they want to sleep, I'd say maybe they have insomnia? If someone wants to take a couple bottles of ibuprofen because they want to sleep forever, I'd say maybe they could be suicidal?
by Nameless January 4, 2015
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Person using this is usually upset and in great pain so they'd use this slide to go into a greater life
Person using this is usually upset and in great pain so they'd use this slide to go into a greater life
Mark : Danm John have you seen the news.
John : Nah what happen?
Mark : Another person committed suicide on the suislide.
John : No cap why has the slide not been taken down
John : Nah what happen?
Mark : Another person committed suicide on the suislide.
John : No cap why has the slide not been taken down
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by Harambe'sRevenge69420 October 17, 2017
Get the If you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place mug.When the sexual enjoyment derived from one's own pain/humiliation clashes with their want to end their own life. It usually forms into wanting someone to hurt them to the point of fatality, masking it in a sexual light.
Her: "I want you to choke me."
Him: "Okay."
Her, later: "Oh my god, please step on me."
Him: "Okay...?"
Her, even later: "Step on me and just crush my spine, dude!"
Him: "I'm mildly uncomfortable now. You're bordering on suicidal masochism."
Him: "Okay."
Her, later: "Oh my god, please step on me."
Him: "Okay...?"
Her, even later: "Step on me and just crush my spine, dude!"
Him: "I'm mildly uncomfortable now. You're bordering on suicidal masochism."
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