Suislidal 

A word used to describe someone who attempts to slide into the dm's of someone either out of their league or someone who would be completely uninterested in them.

Billy: Hey dude! I just found this really hot girl on Instagram do you think I should try slide in her dm's?

Jeremy: DUDE ARE YOU SUISLIDAL!!! That's Jessica she's like a 12/10 and you're a disappointment.

Billy: You're right, I don't want to commit suislide...

Suislidal by NiNJ4 PANDA July 26, 2019

borderline-suicidal 

When somebody consistently and repeatedly has suicidal thoughts, but hasn't seriously considered it and planned out a comprehensive course of action. Like almost all medical problems, early treatment is extremely important.

borderline-suicidal Person: I lost my job and my wife is considering divorce.... maybe I should just put one right in my head...
(Next day) Gotta drive to the unemployment office...maybe I should just lock the door and drive into a lake...
Similar thoughts repeat frequently

Suicidal person: My family was murdered and I'm being framed for it....I'll go get my gun and end it right here. I'd better do it over the bridge so there's no mess. Just in case my life insurance pays out, I'll write a will to have it all donated to charity...

borderline-suicidal by Jean PKAM November 9, 2013

Suicidal 

Someone wishing they could go to sleep & never wake up.

If someone takes a couple ibuprofen because they want to sleep, I'd say maybe they have insomnia? If someone wants to take a couple bottles of ibuprofen because they want to sleep forever, I'd say maybe they could be suicidal?

Suicidal by Nameless January 4, 2015

Suicidalist 

The act of not giving a fuck about anything. Not caring for death or Life just going with it.

Im a Suicidalist, but im still so selfish. -ESHAM the UNHOLY

Suicidalist by The Unholy July 25, 2007

Suislide 

A slide made to kill the person using it henceforth Suislide

Person using this is usually upset and in great pain so they'd use this slide to go into a greater life

Mark : Danm John have you seen the news.
John : Nah what happen?
Mark : Another person committed suicide on the suislide.
John : No cap why has the slide not been taken down

Suislide by sirErikk August 30, 2019

If you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place

A phrase from filthy frank, on the Filthy Frank Show

“Welcome to the filthy Frank show, if you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place” “Fuck you”

If you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place by Harambe'sRevenge69420 October 17, 2017

Suicidal Masochism

When the sexual enjoyment derived from one's own pain/humiliation clashes with their want to end their own life. It usually forms into wanting someone to hurt them to the point of fatality, masking it in a sexual light.

Her: "I want you to choke me."
Him: "Okay."
Her, later: "Oh my god, please step on me."
Him: "Okay...?"
Her, even later: "Step on me and just crush my spine, dude!"
Him: "I'm mildly uncomfortable now. You're bordering on suicidal masochism."

Suicidal Masochism by Ac11037 November 27, 2020