Steinberg's Law

Steinberg's Law, similar in concept to Bidoof's Law, says that there will never be anything more irritating than seeing a user who claims to be white, tweet out a bad or offensive opinion targeting white people, and then checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “Jewish”.

Guy 1: Yo dude, I read this tweet that white people should just stop existing, yet the person who wrote it says they're white! I just don't get it.

Guy 2: Check their profile.

Guy 1: Why?

Guy 2: Just do it.

Guy 1: Hm.. alright, well, here it says their jewish, and.. Oh, I see.

Guy 2: Yeah, perfect example of Steinberg's Law bro.

by acceptitgoyim May 13, 2020

steinberg

a double jew. no one else can be more jewish than a steinberg.

steinberg is both Stein (as in Einstein) and a Berg (as in Rosenberg).

by ricardo777 July 23, 2008

Sternberged

Screwing up royally on purpose at work and having absolutely nothing happen to you. Named for Dr Richard Sternberg.

I think being Sternberged means going from being a third-rate scientist in a clerical position at NIH with a hobby of indulging, and possibly sharing, Creationists' fantasies, to being wined and dined by Fox news and Coral Ridge Ministries, flown around by the DI, giving lectures to fundies and interviews for hefty fees, and possibly getting a do-nothing job for life at some Christian college. Not a bad deal if you're into that kind of stuff.

by tincture April 14, 2008

Steinberg

The perfect person. A Steinberg is smart, beautiful/handsome, sweet, smart, funny, and knows how to have fun. Being around a Steinberg can lighten your day. If you dont know a Steinberg, then you are missing out.

Jason "I met an amazing person today"
Matt "A Steinberg?"
Jason "How'd you know?"
Matt "All amazing people are Steinbergs"

by Definingtheundefined October 15, 2011

steigenberger

the mountain climber a slodier in the army who has little disregaurd for rank and how the system works one who blatenly disrespects his superiors and complains about most and makes videos of them and posts them on youtube

you are just like steigenberger

by john steigenberger October 23, 2008

Sternberged

Screwing up royally on purpose at work and having absolutely nothing happen to you.

I think being Sternberged means going from being a third-rate scientist in a clerical position at NIH with a hobby of indulging, and possibly sharing, Creationists' fantasies, to being wined and dined by Fox news and Coral Ridge Ministries, flown around by the DI, giving lectures to fundies and interviews for hefty fees, and possibly getting a do-nothing job for life at some Christian college. Not a bad deal if you're into that kind of stuff.

by tincture April 13, 2008

steinbergism

The only true religion following the one real god in this universe will steinberg. U think god created the sun and earth and people. no that was will steinberg u dumbass piece of cisgender shit

Mr. Cuddles tried to kill will steinberg and ended up getting a steinbergism follower

by Mr. cuddles slave February 20, 2017