Statisfy

When someone needs to know every single detail of a plan or course of action before agreeing to it.

"Can you believe it took an hour of questioning to statisfy Patsy before she agreed to come barhopping with us?!"

by Tardsie Town September 2, 2009

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- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
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- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.

by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009

Statsify

Once in a MILLENIUM Hypixel and Minecraft stat bot (for gamers). Worked on by THE BEST DEVELOPERS in the biosphere (they're pretty good) Some would say they are infamous for their sexy bodies and dazzling smiles as well as their ability in the bedroom. (Many women). If you don't have Statsify in your discord server, delete yourself. Thanks.

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Connor: No, what is it?

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Connor: Yup.

by GoogleSites (Statpixel Inc.) October 5, 2020

satisfying

To make happy; to pleasure. Although nowadays people use this word to refer to those damn slime videos.

Emily: OMG, did you see that new slime video posted by @satisfyingslime?!?!!?

Jessica: YAS omg!! It was so satisfying!!

by Stefferoni June 2, 2018

Statusfy

Sometimes Statusfied (past tense).

To turn an event, conversation or other happening into a facebook status.

1. I'm going to statusfy that.

2. That moment with the hotdog has been statusfied.
3. Hey, you should statusfy that idiot who ran into a glass door.

4. Have you statusfied that yet?

by Cleefy July 28, 2010

satisfy

satisfied, satisfaction
become filled to completion, have one's needs/wants met, have enough-ness, have sufficient

A good cup of tea will satisfy my thirst first thing in the morning.

by Wordgirl October 25, 2006

Statisfying

To be satisfied with the statistical element of something

Her statistical breakdown of the gun control issue was precise and in depth, it was very statisfying.

by Stat John December 26, 2012