Stainpipe

When you eating your girl’s pussy so good she shits on your sheets.

Yo, can you believe Lindsay gave me the stainpipe last night?

Wow, I can’t believe that. I thought she kept her shit tight...

by Jmt757 August 12, 2018

Rusty Skinpipe

The act of fucking a girl on her period, getting blood on your dick and having it dry, hence it being "rusty"

Jimmy: I just banged this Russian dyke, but I got blood all over my cock!
Timmy: Did you wash it?
Jimmy: Uhhh, no......
Timmy: Then you got a rusty skinpipe bro

by Crazy374747 September 20, 2016

stanpieck

very smexy person. they also stan pieck and mikasa!!! that's very important!!

stanpieck is very hot

by iloveallmilfs March 20, 2021

Darjeeling standpipe

A pleasurable sex act whereby a teapot is filled with hot, not boiling water, the scrotum suspended therein, and a consenting adult partner encouraged to blow through the spout while wanking one off. The effect is similar to a testicular jacuzzi.

Don't put the leaf in yet, sweetness. I fancy a Darjeeling standpipe.

by Lord Grimcock October 15, 2007

stinkpipe

wrecked'em (rectum)

john hoped the niggers giant cock would fit snugly up his moist STINKPIPE.

by flipflapflipper August 28, 2003

stinkpipe

Ass.

I've finished with the axe wound and now I'm heading down the stinkpipe.

by Agent Brown November 28, 2002

stainise

To take a definition of a topic that you have no idea about, and fluff it up to make it sound like your the worlds expert.

When going for a job as an aeronautic engineer. "I really had to 'stainise' my skills due to having no freakin' idea what I was talking about.

by Jarrod Watt September 18, 2006