Spranning

An adjective or action. Shortened term for "Spray Tanning" that can also be used as "Spran" or past tense of "Spranned."

"I just got home from spranning, the salon was packed today!"

"Your spran looks so good, no streaks or anything! Where do you go?"

"I just got spranned" LOL

by elledunham June 9, 2013

Shame-splaining

Shaming or otherwise guilting another party for not sharing the same belief or value system as yourself in an attempt to alter their opinion. This can involve haphazard labeling, or insults of the cursory nature.

James engaged in shame-splaining by calling Pete narrow-minded for his beliefs on gun control, before expressing how gun control should work and how wrong Pete was.

by ModernMichael May 26, 2020

Splanding

Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!

To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.

Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.

Many try but not all succeed.

Did you see michael list night? He was proper splanding

by CaptainSpland July 2, 2020

Twat Spanking

The act of the ball sack smacking the vagina during sex.

Honey, I so horny today. You better prepare yourself for some good twat spanking.

by Yeti78 September 3, 2013

Shank spanking

Male masturbation

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Spanking the other monkey

To stimulate another sexually by a spanking motion on erogenous, sexual zones.

I got them hot by spanking the other monkey!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Spraying and Gaying

When you ejaculate on a man uncontrollably

Jake was chilling with the homies when he started Spraying and Gaying

by Gaey January 17, 2021