Sponge

Somebody who frequently benefits from the generosity of others, but never returns the favor.

"Jerry's been living with me for a week, sleeping on my couch, watching my DVDs, eating my food, borrowing my car, and using my internet all day long instead of looking for a job. And so far he hasn't even offered to pay for gas or cook a meal or anything. What a sponge."

by You Can't Kill the Metal September 15, 2007

Sponge

A stingy prick who likes nothing more than to benefit from the generosity of his god-like friends.

Lewis: Hey man, where's michael? I haven't seen him all night.

Spencer: Ahhh Lew, he's being a sponge, trying to soak up some of Rory's jagermeister...

Lewis: *sighs* Typical Michael, typical sponge...

by StingRayEnock January 11, 2012

Sponge

1. someone who eats all your food, smokes all your weed, and takes all your shit.

Man, bailey is a total fucking sponge.

by Iifetime September 27, 2017

Sponge

1. Birth control device.
2. Soaking device containing a wiping side and a soaking side for cleaning dishes.

1. This tuna tastes like a sponge.
2. This tuna tastes like a sponge, and not the kind of sponge that soaks up water and grime, but rather the kind that soaks up semen.

by El Barto June 13, 2004

Sponge

A word used by males to "piss off" the female gender. This is often found around High-Schools.

Guy: haha look at this sponge (points at the female)
or
Guy: wow sponge this (says when with female)

by Weknowall(Highschool) November 5, 2010

Sponge

A person who is terrible at videogames, and constantly sucks at it.

Random Sponge: Guys hurry up and run this way!
Davis Jose:You're a Sponge get out of our lobby, you always flank left.

by lDuskz January 6, 2013

Sponge

A person who has no desires for anyone of the same or opposite gender. Asexual. Reproduces with themselves.

Girl 1: I flirted with Thomas all night but he didn't seem to do anything! What the hell?

Girl 2: Don't worry, he is just a sponge.

by Rorshock April 13, 2009