Splouche

1. The toilet water that splashes you on the ass when taking an extra large dump.

2. A person who has been dumped that shows up to ruin an event such as a date.

1. "ahhhhh. SPLOUCHE. Oh damn. That sucks."

2. "Mary, didn't you dump Jake last week? WTH is he doing here? What a fucking SPLOUCHE."

by dagholio November 26, 2010

Bog-Sloucher

Someone who stays in a boggy area for far too long.

Sam told on Josh because he was being a bog-sloucher.

by moolegend March 13, 2011

splorched my jammies

when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|

stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...

by 1-800-BEVERLYMARSH October 29, 2020

Slouche

A slouche is a slutty douche. A slutty ignorant selfish person.

My first date went great until his two booty call girls showed up and offered him a threesome right in front of me! He left the date to be with them, what a slouche!

by KiefSand September 28, 2011

slouched

to be passed out in a seemingly uncomfortable position due to overindulgence in the use of alcohol or drugs

After consuming an entire handle of Jack Daniels and removing her shirt, Caroline passed out in the chair causing her friends to remark, "slouched."

by MSisdope5 August 20, 2010

sprouche

Sprouche is a combination of the words sperm and douche. While technically not a douche, sperm is substituted in place of the usual vinegar and water. The sperm is inserted typically by intercourse and usually mingles with other materials (vaginal discharge, lube or feces) in a vaginal or anal orifice.

"When I fucked your girlfriend, i sprouched in her! How did it taste?"

by Buck Futt March 25, 2009

splotcher

A less voluminous variation of a wet fart where the fart leaves an irregularly shaped spot or stain on underwear or pants.

Although it was a loud fart, I wasn’t sure it was a splotcher until I saw the stain later that night.

by Roger C. July 14, 2006