Split-tails

A slang term for women in general, wherein it references the body's rear end cheeks together with a females labia and vaginal lips to form one continual "split" from front waist to read waist.. Males do not share this anatomical characteristic.

My grandpa keeps asking me if I have been courting any split-tails lately .. I answer no but with a smile on my face.

by GDDPHD February 23, 2015

split tail

A member of the female species according to U.S. Marine Corps slang.

There were some nice looking split tails at the club last night.

by ars64 April 15, 2006

split tail

term used to represent a pussy/vagina/etc

"I'd like to stick it in that split tail."

by dankenstein December 18, 2004

split tail

{woman}, {chick}, {girl}, {female}, {bird}

That's a great looking split tail of a girlfriend?

by jdrcomp October 5, 2005

split tail

term used for the vagina and also any male who is acting like a huge pussy.

Split Tail: "I don't feel like going out, my head hurts"

Normal Person: "Shut the fuck up you split tail mother fucker"

Noun: "What a fucking split tail"
Adjective: "Grow up you split tailled mother fucker"
Verb: "You split tailing son of a bitch"

by iseveryscreennametaken? May 29, 2007

split-tail

A split-tail is a woman or girl over the age of 18 who presents themselves in sexually, morally or ethically degrading manner. Slut, easy, pass around girl.

The term "split-tail" should never be used to describe a moral woman, dedicated wife or teenager under the age of 18.

The guys, bushman, piled in the van and one said, "ready to go split-tail hunting"?

by Angelo Mysterioso LGSSR May 9, 2010

Split-tail

Refers to the female genitalia. As when the old guy goes to the doctor and his B/P is up and he blames it on the pretty “split-tails” in the office. Vulgar term.

“Doc, my pressure’s high because of all these pretty split-tails you got running around in this office.” (Actual quote) smh.

by Overstuffed December 13, 2018