Spled

An abbreviation of the word splendid.

-"I won a prize!"
--"Spled for you, stupid."

by Zommbee December 24, 2010

Spled

An abnormally, physically large Dominican, often seen climbing borders or working at a corn field.

"Wow, look! There's a man climbing the border, that must be Spled!"

by BrawlTalk February 10, 2025

Rotten Sled

One time when I was a much younger gosling in my 20s, I had a mishap with a tampon. It was a light flow tampon, so it was one of the small ones. I had put it in and apparently I was over my cycle so I had completely forgotten about it. About a week later, my boyfriend and I were having sex and a terrible rotten smell was emanating from my vag. It literally smells like something and crawled up there and died. I was super embarrassed, but I knew I had to get to the bottom of it .

Later that night in the shower, I decided to fish around in there to see if I could find anything and lo and behold, I found a string. When I pulled it out… VOILA! ROTTEN SLED! I gaged so hard on the putrid cotton, it literally looked like a piece of rotting flesh, but the bottom was still a little bit white... like a sled covered in snow

Next time someone makes me angry, I'm going to sneak a rotten sled into their salad.

by Can You Don't? Podcast January 31, 2023

speddie

nickname for someone who takes special education class

bella; why can't he spell his name?
kelly; because he's a speddie

by xoxokelly June 10, 2023

Club sped

Heard this first in high school. During the early 2000's.

Sexual act involving the gang banging of a mentally retarded person.

My favorite place to look for girls is the psyche ward. Always down for Club sped.

by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

wookiee sledge

(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.

"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"

"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."

by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007

ghetto sled

A full-size American automobile, of 1970's or earlier manufacture, V-8 powered (usually a big-block at that) in fair-to-poor cosmetic condition, but generally still in good enough mechanical condition to go fast in a straight line. "Ghetto" refers to one of the vehicle's native environments and rough exterior, and "sled" to the way they ride low but smoothly, usually on worn out suspensions, and with numerous passengers.

Probably derived from the more general term "lead sled"

Quite arguably the opposite of a rice burner, as they are heavy, extremely durable, American built, tend to have more go than show.

"I cracked the exhaust on my ghetto sled, again."

"My Chrysler is becoming a damn ghetto sled."

"My BMW was wrecked by some asshole in a ghetto sled."

by Eric Squires November 26, 2004