spaf

To ejaculate violently; specifically, with wanton and reckless disregard for direction or focus.

Spaf in my face you alsatian-loving scrag wrench.

by Binman_UK January 1, 2007

spaf a cat

another term used for fuck a duck

oh, why don't you just go and spaf a cat

by Ian Parker November 17, 2004

Spaf

The sound it makes when a penis slaps against face.
S-slapping
P-penis
A-against
F-face

Will was totaly being gay so he got spaf'd

by Yourleftnut March 21, 2003

Spaf catcher

A derogatory term for either a well used vagina or the open mouth of a drunk lady, which you can use to catch your volitile ejaculate.

'yo dude look at that drunk bitch, she is well up for being a spaf catcher.' or 'Hey George, let us venture to Amsterdam and procure ourselves a filthy spaf catcher.'

by PKAF Phantom UK January 31, 2012

Spaf torch

A torch emitting ultra violet (UV) or "black light". Allows the user to see things not necessarily visible to the naked eye.

Is James still checking the bunkhouse out using the spaf torch?

by Fatkid_13 October 17, 2021

Spaf

Another word for seamen

Can I 'spaf' on your norks?

by Protozoa February 14, 2003

Spaf

A handy filler word used to describe anything that is beyond words. The meaning is based off of the emphasis and context used.

“Ew this is disgusting! It’s so ...spaf :(“
“She’s literally so spaf!!!! I want to be her”

by Lit Liv May 19, 2019