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A fairy game in which men with female genitalia run around a field and kick a ball into a giant goal after this goal is scored the men usually take their shirts off and over celebrate after a hard fought game these men do a post game scissor
Mark asked his hockey friends to play men’s soccer and but his hockey friends have penises so they could not participate
by Bigdaddytyreek69 November 7, 2019
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men’s soccer

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a made up sport for people who can’t play anything else
why would you go to a men’s soccer game
by caroline butler December 5, 2019
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men’s soccer

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A sport played by a bunch of pussies where they pretend to get hurt.
hey man are you watching this men’s soccer game they are flipping all over
by shshsjskskslzm July 30, 2021
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women's soccer

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John: Do you watch The Office?
Jack: Yes. That show is funnier than women's soccer!
by Jamaican_Skeleton August 22, 2021
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kai's soccer ball

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a type of firearm shaped like a soccer ball
i used kai's soccer ball on my local school
by hugedickrandy August 13, 2025
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Dlsgoal l Official Dream League Soccer Kits Logo’s Of 2019
Dlsgoal l Official Dream League Soccer Kits Logo’s Of 2019
by dlsgoal September 5, 2019
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anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.
Yo look at that Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) im sure glad i dont drive one of those
by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007
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