Simperly

someone who has a kind soul.

are you simperly?
i think so.

by a kind soul. September 11, 2025

Simpery

The act of being a simp

John bought a $200 gift for his crush and got friendzoned, that was some immense simpery.

by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020

Simpery

The most degenerate, unconstitutional, distrustful, disrespectful, heinous sin and crime any child born of God can even fathom committing.

Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.

by The Greek God Mark August 8, 2020

simerly

Usually a guy with a big heart. He’s shy at first but as soon as you get to know him he’s great. He’s probably very sensitive but is afraid to show it. A simerly can get confused with their feelings and won’t know who they like until the spend lot of time with them. Simerlys are great.

Wow I need a simerly in my life

by AndresQuin1999 May 18, 2018

simmerly

A name of a girl who is smart. She is the "mom" of the friend group (if you're going on a trip she's the one that makes everyone sandwiches and cuts off the crust) . A "Goody-two-shoes" if you will. If she were a spice she'd be vanilla. If you could describe one object that would represent her personality, it would be a soggy newspaper. She is very extra.

Friend: "Why did you pack so many snacks?"
Simmerly: "I just didn't want anyone to get

hungry on our trip!"
Friend: "Trip? We are just going 30 minutes out of town! You're such a Simmerly!"

by HamburgerMary June 1, 2017

Simpery

Simpery is a crime that you can commit by simping for anything .

"You have committed Simpery by simping for someone "

by Cralast August 20, 2020

Simerly

Future ruler of the world as you know it.

Lord Simerly, what will you have me do?

by Simerly January 29, 2004