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Simit

Turkish sesame ring-shaped bread.
by kulkod January 13, 2021
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Simit Mode

Being so incomprehensibly horny, to the point where you will go on a violent rampage through time and space itself. If you ever see someone (or something) go Simit Mode, flee the site immediately, that is, if you aren't already dead.
"Didn't you hear that Dom's entire family was brutally murdered by Zane? I heard that Zane went Simit Mode after seeing a Dinklestien."
by dinklestien January 25, 2022
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siitari

a person who changes his or her mind very frequently.
Damn! You keeping switching back between going to Laras and UW madison; you're a Siitari.
by Boda555 June 14, 2010
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Website similarity scam

A website similarity scam is a scam where the website where you usually buy your supplements is a real website and is a dot com website and the fake website will have a dot biz on it and be a fake website. And they end up not selling you the supplements and instead taking the money and that of a few other people and then shutting down the website.
Modafinil XL dot com (Real with the guy in sunglasses, but on the second page of Google when it's usually on the first page): Buy Modafinil!
Tyler: *Searches up Modafinil XL.

Modafinil XL dot biz (fake with the guy in a mask, but on the first page): Buy Modafinil TM!

Tyler: I guess this is the website.

*gives money through PayPal.

*2 months later and no Modafinil.
Tyler's brother Josh: Yo Tyler, I found the REAL website. The other website was a fake website and a scam. A website similarity scam!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 18, 2022
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samita

A great girl who will always be by your side. She is really smart and guys will look for her even if she isn't the prettiest. She's one of a kind, you'll almost never find this kind of a person.
Wow, samita is bae.
by TheGirl_OnFire August 10, 2014
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Grammar Anti-Semite

Like a grammar nazi, they have no tolerance for bad grammar. Unlike one, they cease to do anything about such bad grammer.
The passive form of their more infamous counterparts.
Person: And they're were no survivors!
Grammer Nazi: *there
Grammar Anti-Semite: *twitch*
by Ponky Poo July 28, 2011
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Semite Lushes

The minions of the all powerful, luscious deity Devonè. They appear from the shadows and prepare assholes for penetration for their master. If they please their luscious lord he will let them dine on his sexual scraps. They're true origin and names are not shrouded in mystery, they are known as the Foot-soldiers of Fuck.
Dude if you ever see a bunch of little fiends coming out of the shadows, you clinch your butt and run as fast as you can, the Semite Lushes are on the prowl and no one escapes the Foot-soldiers of Fuck
by Suns_Out April 20, 2013
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