Shoehorn

"To have a gang bang with a large black woman in an unusually small car."

"Hey guys I was in a crazy shoehorn last night!"

by ~{TPC}~ February 25, 2018

Shoehorn

The act of using a finger to slide a penis into a tight vagina, normally a vagina, imitating the act of using a shoehorn to slide your foot into a shoe.

Guy: Dude did you hear about Jac?
Fag:No, What?
Guy:She got shoehorned by that dirty redneck.

by Jacky got shoehorned January 29, 2008

Shoehorn

To "Shoehorn" is the ability and occasional obligation to assist a friend in charming and seducing a girl of their choosing.

A "Shoehorn" is the exact opposite of a "Cock Block". Rather than steal or discourage his/her girl you do your fucking best to get him/her a piece of that ass.

Seriously man I need this. Can you please shoehorn me this time?

by Martles the Great February 12, 2009

Shoehorn

when a dudes erect penis curves upward and looks like a shoehorn

"Check out mikes shoehorn, that thing is made to make em moan!"

by lucic17 March 18, 2010

shoehorn

To force something, usually an idea or concept, into a field in which it doesn't belong

"I really wish they wouldn't shoehorn microtransactions into these adventure games."

by Angry Groceries June 14, 2015

shoehorne

Someone who gets very sexually excitable when shoes become topic of conversation, or whenever a shoe is sighted

His got shoehorne again, the worse they stink the more excited he becomes, we went to Clark's last week and he shot his load everywhere, the cashier wasn't best pleased

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

shoehorn

A move used on a virgin. You stick a finger or thumb into the vagina, so it makes it easier to get that big ass dick into that slut, bitch, or cunt.

My cousin Kyle once used the shoehorn to fuck dat bitch Jacqueline.

by I'd shoehorn Jacqueline. January 28, 2008