I'm watching you... Like a shithawk
by the shitapillar November 16, 2010
someone who comes to a party or to hang out with nothing to offer, acting like everyone owes him something. this is often accompanied by attempts to make you feel guilty and/or intimidated. they never will pay you back nor will they ever accept the fact that they are a SHITHAWK.
shithawks can often be seen bumming smokes at train stations in flocks of three or more.
a group of shithawks is known as a shitstorm; as they work together to strip you of every drop of liquor and ever cigarette you own.
shithawks can often be seen bumming smokes at train stations in flocks of three or more.
a group of shithawks is known as a shitstorm; as they work together to strip you of every drop of liquor and ever cigarette you own.
Guy 1: "hey who took my last beer?"
Guy 2: " think it was that shithawk over there!"
Guy 1: "isn't it funny how whenever we light up a smoke, peter shows up out of nowhere"
Guy 2: "yeah man, he's a total shithawk!"
Guy 1: "oh shit! i think i see a shitstorm coming!"
Guy 2: "shit! hide the liquor!"
Shithawk: "hey man do you have a smoke? i'll pay you back when i get a pack (never)"
Guy 1: "yeah right shithawk."
Guy 2: " think it was that shithawk over there!"
Guy 1: "isn't it funny how whenever we light up a smoke, peter shows up out of nowhere"
Guy 2: "yeah man, he's a total shithawk!"
Guy 1: "oh shit! i think i see a shitstorm coming!"
Guy 2: "shit! hide the liquor!"
Shithawk: "hey man do you have a smoke? i'll pay you back when i get a pack (never)"
Guy 1: "yeah right shithawk."
by Shithunter March 29, 2010
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by The tractor whisperer July 16, 2016
Where you scrape your anus across the forehead of the other party. This creates a mohawk of shit on the second party.
by Heyw00dJablowm3 September 26, 2010
A very large bird that shits on people then swoops down and carries them off to there shitnest. Also the best ball-hockey team in the world,located in Springfield,MO.
by the greenbastard July 12, 2010
The origins of this term come from Jim Lahey of the Trailer Park Boys, a Canadian television show. Shithawked is a verb meaning you got completely blackout, coma drunk last night and maybe even wound up in the hospital.
"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"I got absolutely shithawked, how was yours?"
"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"Don't remember, the shit hawks got me last night!"
--Another use of the term shithawked--
"I got absolutely shithawked, how was yours?"
"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"Don't remember, the shit hawks got me last night!"
--Another use of the term shithawked--
by bunny f December 08, 2010