Shitdisk

A frozen disk of whatever is left in your fridge about 1/2" in height so to able to slide underneath a door. When slid underneath it will melt creating a molten pile of shit behind the door, hopefully in someone's path.

Janie slid a shitdisk underneath Jessica's door because she was a bitch. Jessica found a pile of shit in her room in the morning even though her door was locked.

by Mel Brooks May 9, 2009

shitdickery

the act of being a shitdick
But shitdick meaning a jerk/asshole

Sarah Cohen sure won't quit her shitdickery today.

Shitdickery is a horrible thing to act on.

by J. Infantine July 31, 2008

shitdik

anything and everything, one of those words that you use when you cant think of the actual word. however, this word is special in that even if you cant remember the word your supposed to use, shitdik adequately expresses every emotion, idea, action, event, and everything else that ever was, is, and ever will be.

Guy 1: Hey, remember that one scene from Avatar?

Guy 2: yea, the one where they are sitting around the shitdik, talking about shitdik?

Guy 1: yea, its basically the same concept as a shitdik.

by joe307bad September 29, 2011

shitdickness

the essence of a shitdick

You have the same the shitdickness as Richard Simmons.

by jumbo921 March 7, 2010

Shitdickonmytits

Can describe something of complete awesomness.

Can Also be a feeling when experiencing something amazing.

Phil: Jerry just threw a unicorn at the sky and it rained pizza!
Bob: HOLY SHITDICKONMYTITS!!!

Jerry: I just threw that unicorn into the sky and i jusst want to shitdickonmytits!!

by Jeffery Ralnbows December 26, 2010

Holy Shitdicks

An expression used when you see something really insane, or when feeling something incredibly intense.

HOLY SHITDICKS! MY DICK IS BLEEDING!!

by Nicc Mofuckin Farber, July 30, 2010

shitdick

When you pull the penis out of one's bum and there are some fecal remnants on it

Iggy Cardenal got shitdick from Gaby.

by iggymessedup December 15, 2016