Shirted

When you hitting so good, she squirt and shit at the same time.

To squirt and shit at the same time.

Jenny shirted her first time she had a bbc.

I shirted jenny again.

by Akiyn October 13, 2020

Shirted

The act of shirting is to ignore/blank. Often used via Non-verbal comunication by flicking the collar of your shirt at somebody you wish to ignore.

'Motherfucker got shirted'

'That boy purely trying it but i was like SHIRTED!'

by Pedantic Productions January 17, 2009

shirt

why are you looking up "shirt?"

You wear a fucking shirt.

by lzlnh November 1, 2012

shirt

A teener of cocaine in Colorado. Short for t-shirt.

I want a shirt, get it? As in a t-shirt? Cause we're paranoid druggies and we can't say teener over the phone or in a text.

by Paul Rael May 12, 2016

shirt

Human advertisement device

Companies use shirts to create walking advertisements out of people! Your only options to avoid this are to wear blank shirts (not recommended) or none at all.

by ihavenoshirton101 June 16, 2004

a-shirting

The act of physically assaulting ones wife when she gets out of line or becomes a habitual line stepper.

Corey's wife just spent money on a new purse, he'll be a-shirting her when he gets home.

by BeastMaster513 January 5, 2010

Shirts

A steriotype of men who, usually residing in the United Kingdom, frequent night clubs with low reputations. They're name decends from the strict dress code and appearance which includes a white shirt. They all look exactly the same and group in tens or hundreds.

We were on our way back from Spiders rock club and were attacked by a group of shirts, officer.

by NeX March 2, 2004