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turds and farts spaced evenly out during a loose bowel movement
extremely funny for anyone close enough to hear it
i was pissing in the urinal and almost soaked my shoes when somebody taking a crap let loose with a solid minute of sharts!
by jr December 11, 2004
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Matteo Wee sharted in his pants five times every minute, now his pants are full of shit and farts, just like him. Matteo Wee is just a piece of shit inside some more shit and is bullshit. He specializes in farting in people's faces. Stay away from him people! ( Ask Matteo Wee for his experience in how he sharts everyday)
by whiteCocainicskull July 13, 2019
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HELP I CANT STOP SAYING THIS WORD 😭😭
Friend: Hey, *My name* how much money you got?
Me: *sharts cutely*
Friend: What the fuc-
by Emo_Gay_Bish May 11, 2022
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I presented my sharts at the meeting this afternoon.
My sharts aren't ready.
My boss really liked my sharts.
by Tired PM July 13, 2023
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*sharts cutely*

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line that will get you prodigious amounts of bitches
you: hey lol *sharts cutely*
them: MARRY ME
by heyy lol January 2, 2021
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