Schmook

To hardly press a substance using grandma hands, with a fork, or with a pastry cutter, as in cooking or baking.

You must schmook the pie crust so it is soft and flaky.

by Apple Peels June 28, 2018

Schmook

A person who is doing something dumb. Or someone who doesn't listen to directions.

You are a schmook.

by Schmook77 November 13, 2020

schmook

When a person starts to like anyone that gives him or her any attention

Amy is a schmook.
That girl likes so many guys, she is such a schmook.

by ktwinner91 January 21, 2009

Schmook

The action of inhaling in the smoking process. Is derived from the word smoke, resembling the action performed by Roy Boyer on his most well-known photo. Often used by internet cultists known as the darksiders, with the addition of walls of Japanese ogre and Japanese goblin emojis.

ROY BOYER SCHMOOK
But Roy Boyer schmooks for the darkside okay

by Shuravi Comrade January 27, 2025

schmooey

another term for the popular 'cheat engine.' (except it will steal your money)

dude, i heard about that 'schmooey' thing. pretty shitty huh?

by therealcallofdutygamer January 13, 2022

Schmoovin'

When someone or something is moving far faster or far more stylishly than reasonably expected. Usually used when describing Super Smash Bros character movement.

Yo, did you see Hax$'s fox today? He was schmoovin'

by Confused Tyrannosaurus January 26, 2020

Schmooblydong

The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from

listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.

Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,

but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine

being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked

porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."

by American Dad! November 3, 2013