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Vellacott's Sasquatch 

The case where a Sasquatch is locked in a box with a tennis racquet. And until you open the box the Sasquatch can be considered both pissed off enough to beat you down with the tennis racquet and not pissed off enough to beat you down, can also be considered dead.
I got a text message from steve yesterday it's a real Vellacott's Sasquatch

Sasquatch Snooze 

Deep powerful nap one has that is normally accompanied with mouth open and heavy breathing or snoring. Often times comes after eating heavy meal.
After the big Thanksgiving dinner, we found Dad doing the Sasquatch Snooze on the recliner with large bread crumbs on his sweater.

Sasquatch Syndrome 

A psychological disorder suffered by very large men wherein the sufferer has repeated disabling fears that they are actually Sasquatch but have no conscious memory of wandering the forests at night.
I’ve spent my life filled with odd feelings and hunches thanks to this god forsaken Sasquatch Syndrome!

sasquatch sally 

a girl with hairy arms and huge knockers that you cannot resist looking, even though she may be an ass troll
Damn girl, you are really a sasquatch sally.

Sasquatch Shit

The kind of shit where you have been living off of only bagels and granola for about a week and when you have overcome the epic battle of shitting this monster you have no choice but to wipe with a pinecone or sharp stone, because that is all you can find. Usually occurs in the Colorado Rocky Mountains on hiking or rock climbing trips.
On the hiking trip I had the hugest Sasquatch Shit evuurrrrrrr!!
Sasquatch Shit by Sassy-squatch December 31, 2009

Sasquatch Salute 

When someone is sleeping in front of a fan, you throw shit through the fan.
hey wake up or I'll show you a sasquatch salute!
Sasquatch Salute by Anonymous November 5, 2003