by Dont @ meh May 19, 2019

by Dont @ meh May 19, 2019

She's the one you call for help; whether burying a body, or passing you a tampon & hand sanitizer. Sarri has your back. She carries a Mary Poppins bag & will dump it out on your floor when she can't find what she, or you, needs. She's tough on the outside but squishy as a warm gummie bear inside... Unless you Fuck with her, in that case she's more like a sour patch kid, in that she will definitely slash your tires & set your shit on fire before she forgives you. She likes 17 1/2 lemons in her vodka tonics. Amen.
by Sarriously June 17, 2019

A caring, playful, loving, hard working, no-nonsense kind of woman. She will give the shirt off her back to someone in need but she doesn't suffer fools. Children gravitate towards her because they sense the child still alive within her. She is who she is and makes no apologies for it.
by djc59 February 2, 2010

An insincere apology dripping with sarcasm. If it were a sincere apology one would have said, "Sorry."
by Sharkalicious August 10, 2016

by cutieepiexx May 24, 2011

The name of a reptile humanoid alien from the movie GalaxyQuest. He demands the Omega-13 device from the Thermians, a naive alien group disguised as humans.
by kilometeros August 5, 2008
