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She's the one you call for help; whether burying a body, or passing you a tampon & hand sanitizer. Sarri has your back. She carries a Mary Poppins bag & will dump it out on your floor when she can't find what she, or you, needs. She's tough on the outside but squishy as a warm gummie bear inside... Unless you Fuck with her, in that case she's more like a sour patch kid, in that she will definitely slash your tires & set your shit on fire before she forgives you. She likes 17 1/2 lemons in her vodka tonics. Amen.
by Sarriously June 17, 2019
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