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rowan salter

he is awesome but at most times a crazy fella
by ur nan is my grandad January 4, 2018
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rowan salter

hes a nice guy and gets turned on by everything and loves stuff like gay rat and rape fish he has a awesomely speshy personality and also is friends with jake moran also hes a bang out at science and he is a rainbow 6 sege player and plays fortnut subscribe to his youtube channel gastly gaming.rowans are creative, artistic, and just generally, intelligent...

sometimes.

rowans moods can swing from distant genius, to hyper spaz, and sometimes, a spazzy genius and sometimes spazzzzzy spaz spesh

rowans hate being labeled, and will let you know that by viciously tearing you apart either verbally, or physically.

rowans are generally, cat-like, obsessing over strange/shiny/pretty things and love attention, but do not like to brag/ show off to get it.

love them or hate them, rowans force you to think sexual about them, and no matter what you tell them, they will continue to do what they want, be who they want, and jiggle your mind and balls along the the way

don't get cocky with a rowan, they have some of the most evil comebacks, it makes you feel sorry for them and hate them at the same time
being rowan salter is a weird experience
by jaeger pilot99 January 9, 2019
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Rowan Saw

He is a redhead that thinks he is good at cricket. But he runs as fast as a Rowan can run(2km/h). He drank a cup of Ed Shiren's pewbs and it grew on his face. His girlfriend left him because she didn't like the taste of ginger.
*Hundred metre run*
Who is that he can't run
That's Rowan Saw...
by Nidula jamaje November 13, 2018
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seth rogan’s laugh

A very jumpy laugh produced by the actor Seth Rogan when he’s found something that he finds funny. However, it doesn’t take much for him to do so. This also doesn’t have to be performed by Seth Rogan. Someone with a similar laugh may also call it a “Seth Rogan Laugh”.
Funny man: hi Seth rogan do you like dogs
Seth rogan: yeah
Funny man: how about two?
Seth rogan: *”Seth rogan’s laugh”s*
by Pilotpig47 June 26, 2017
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rowan salter

rowan salter is a funny kind sometimes weird(but i love him anyway) boy who is friends with everyone but loves his girlfriend and all ways has time for her
Girl 1: Rowan Salter is so kind and amazing
boy 1: i know hes a great friend
by Rowans girlfriend March 11, 2019
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Rogan’s Razor

The phenomenon of when a podcaster or political commentator’s biggest critics have never even listened to them, and instead hate them based purely on what the media and Twitter says.
“Nobody has stronger opinions about Joe Rogan than people who have never listened to Joe Rogan.”

-Quote from Edward Snowden that demonstrates Rogan’s Razor
by falkenlaser February 8, 2022
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Roman's mom

The biggest creature inside and a little bit of outside the universe.
If u can't see Roman's mom, u probably can't see at all, u fuk
by Mamix.Super January 17, 2018
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