Roblem

When you have an IT issue that you are unable to solve a Rob can come and solve it. Often involves Linux, obscure shell commands and a strange affinity with pot noodles.

Tom: Crap, PC is borked, no idea whats wrong.
Jon: Think you have a Roblem.

by Chroniclard May 26, 2018

roblem

a problem with a person named rob.

"Crazy Jew Mimi has lots of roblems."

by dodge saggat January 28, 2008

Roblem

When a customer in retail comes in with a problem that the boss called Rob has created, the staff can't fix or be bothered to fix because it was a stupid problem

"Fuck me, that's sounds like a complete fucking Roblem"
"Rob did that job and it's fucked so now it's been deemed a Roblem"

by roblemnonsolver June 5, 2020

Roblem

A person with the name Rob that creates a personal or work problem due to the inability to perform tasks correctly.

Rob did not submit the correct form, so now we have a big roblem.

by Ster420 January 25, 2023

Roblem

When an issue persists, but remains ignored by the responsible party, who is named Robert, it becomes a roblem.

Man that stockroom is a mess, it's become a real roblem!

by Bernard Excalibur March 4, 2025

Robvember

November 2009: When Robert Pattinson and his New Moon co-stars seemingly take over every fricking social media source and magazine cover in the world.

M: Oh my god, Robvember has me exhausted already!

Y: Yeah, hopefully I don't die of robgasms before the movie comes out...

by rpattzlawyer November 5, 2009

roblemos

Big problems involving someone called Rob

Rob has bought a tray of tequilas, this can only end up with big roblemos.

by HUCC November 30, 2017