If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008

River Buoy(s)

River Buoy(s) is a term for South American migrants who drown while trying to cross the u.s mexico border, it can also be used as a general insult like wetback or spic.

River Buoy(s): a term for South American migrants who drown while trying to cross the u.s mexico border, it can also be used as a general insult like wetback or spic.

JimBob: "Hey Cletus you seen that picture of that migrant who drowned with his daughter trying to cross the border?"

Cletus: "serves them damn River Buoys right for crossing illegally"

JimBob: "Mama I seen a pack of river buoys down at the wallyworld today"

Mama: "JimBob quit being a racist sack of shit, ever since your father left and you started browsing that 4chin you think you can just be a racist cunt. how about you get a job and maybe the migrants won't have a job to steal, maybe lay off the moonpies and jog a little and you wouldn't be a 30 year old virgin"

by CumsInJars4Fun69 May 29, 2021

Briggsy's River Cottage

The infamous summer residence in Hampshire owned by Sir Briggsy, where all year round a constant flow of artists and socialites, mainly men, gather and then disperse as soon as they come.

The 'cottage' takes its name from Sir Briggsy's hardcore cottaging sessions back in the late 60s and early 70s, which at the time received vast media coverage due to the amount of celebrities thought to be indulging in what was a new culture intriguing the closet gays of the time. Although the site is not actually near a river, it is said to have taken its name from either the copius chain of semen released throughout the buildings and outhouses or from the amount of men which pass through the site, to which locals and other observers have described as 'a river of men'.

So did you come out at Briggsy's River Cottage? Yes, he was very gentle and helped me through the whole process, I couldn't have asked anything more from the small rabid dwarf like creature. I didn't even feel a thing.

by Floating Spleen September 16, 2008

John's river face

To go down on a woman. Imagine a normal guy,(John), leaning towards a river and splashing water on his face with both hands as if to cool off from the heat while shaking his head back and forth and maintaining a displeased look on his face.
See also: muddy river face.

That Bitch is begging for john's river face.

by director of pimperations July 17, 2014

By George Martha, it's the river Nile!

A greeting used when one is surprised by someone's arrival.

guy 1: By George Martha, it's the river Nile!
guy 2: Oh hey, hows it going Joe.

by TheFlyingFuck October 17, 2011

Sahara Rivera

She is the kind of person to watch Bojack Horseman, want to write an autobiography,and actually do it. She'll make you feel like you're the only person in the world, and she'll make sure you don't overthink things that will make you hate yourself. She will talk about hings that you won't understand at all, but you will know exactly what she is saying, just by the look in her eyes.

I love you Sahara Rivera, by the way, you're on the phone with me right now. I just wanted you to know how much I love you. I know it probably won't make a difference, but it's all I can say. I love you.

by Aytox June 26, 2022

Summer Rivera

A person who needs to fuck non-white people only and gets small dick pics from boys name Alex Koff

Holy crap is that summer rivera fucking Alex koff

by Gsunbfuhbb November 23, 2016