Rectangle; to be, get, have been, to become, getting, got, am "rectangled"
The act of getting absolutely retarded out of your brain on drugs, alcohol, huffing glue, whatever the need be.
Also, see mangled
The act of getting absolutely retarded out of your brain on drugs, alcohol, huffing glue, whatever the need be.
Also, see mangled
by conpiece! November 14, 2007
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Get the Rectangled mug.A rectangular device, most commonly a smartphone or an iPad, that is given to young children to keep them occupied so they don't annoy their parents while they drink.
"Come down to the pub and have a few beers?"
"Nah I can't, I'm looking after the young fella."
"Just bring him and down with the Rectangled Babysitter."
"Genius, see you in 20".
"Nah I can't, I'm looking after the young fella."
"Just bring him and down with the Rectangled Babysitter."
"Genius, see you in 20".
by swollen_member September 28, 2022
Get the Rectangled Babysitter mug.A mystical glowing tablet forged in the fires of Mt. Jobs (but really a factory in China) time suckage champ since '01'
iPhone/other smartphone
Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.
iPhone/other smartphone
Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.
Person : "I have half a bottle of gin, an old iced coffee and some cherries....that's like a White Russian ...right?"
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."
Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical
rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!
IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."
Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical
rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!
IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!
by Arrthepirate January 8, 2014
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Get the Rectangles mug.The time of day when people in an obviously social setting instead choose to pull out their smart phones and have some time alone with their "rectangle". The term can also apply to other electronics, such as computers, iPads, etc.
"Having some rectangle time there, I see" she said to Luke, as he stared at the phone screen while sitting on a scenic beach.
by Thefamilyjules August 22, 2017
Get the rectangle time mug.This is yet another word that has originated from Hoffman Estates High School. If you enter the cafeteria you first see circle tables and further back are the rectangle tables. This word describes the people who sit here.
1. The very first row of rectangle tables are usually where your nobodies, outcasts, or wannabe circle table kids sit.
2. The rectangle tables to the far right are where your "ghetto" black people, Hispanic, and a few select white people sit. Most of the fights happen here and you can usually see people either: braiding hair, singing off key, dancing ridiculously, or just talking abnormally loud.
3. As you go further back, closer to the middle is where your preps and jocks sit. Most (not all) preps that sit here are very judge-mental and are cheerleaders. Your jocks usually consist of football players who can't win a game. It is strange on how HEHS is good in every other sport but football.
4. Further back is a very special select table that is right next to the lunch line. This single table is usually overrun by the "I think I'm better then you" annoying seniors. These seniors think they run the high school and have law above everyone else, but alas they don't.
1. The very first row of rectangle tables are usually where your nobodies, outcasts, or wannabe circle table kids sit.
2. The rectangle tables to the far right are where your "ghetto" black people, Hispanic, and a few select white people sit. Most of the fights happen here and you can usually see people either: braiding hair, singing off key, dancing ridiculously, or just talking abnormally loud.
3. As you go further back, closer to the middle is where your preps and jocks sit. Most (not all) preps that sit here are very judge-mental and are cheerleaders. Your jocks usually consist of football players who can't win a game. It is strange on how HEHS is good in every other sport but football.
4. Further back is a very special select table that is right next to the lunch line. This single table is usually overrun by the "I think I'm better then you" annoying seniors. These seniors think they run the high school and have law above everyone else, but alas they don't.
"Did you see that fight with the lock?
----Yeah. Why are Rectangle Table Kids so violent?"
"Who's yelling?
-----Oh just those stupid Rectangle Table Kids."
"Man last nights football game sucked. 46 to nothing, come on."
----Yeah. Why are Rectangle Table Kids so violent?"
"Who's yelling?
-----Oh just those stupid Rectangle Table Kids."
"Man last nights football game sucked. 46 to nothing, come on."
by Rectangle Table Kid September 21, 2009
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