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Realo

Information that someone has on you that they can use for a later time to bring you down.
There were little kids trying to get information about a grown man, but he responded to them by saying, “No Realo. Cry”
by Therealbuckshot June 9, 2021
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Fruito De Realo

Someone who is very guillable and will believe anything, a fruito de realo.
Kid 1 :"Have you ever seen the movie Fruito De Realo? ...It's a forgien film.... but Brad Pitt's in it. It's the saddest movie ever! Brad Pitt's a druglord! And one day he dies because he bit off a piece of his ciagrette and choked on it. Leaving his son an orphan. And his mother was also a pothead so she died because druglord number two- his name is literally number two, actually it's numero twoono (seeing as its a foreign movie) kills her. "

Kid 2: "No, never seen it"

Kid 1: I CANT BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT, YOU'RE A REAL FRUITO DE REALO!
by Beastybeastyboo. May 13, 2011
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Real Analysis

High school calculus done right™️

As a well-established branch of pure mathematics, real analysis is known for being notoriously hard. This is due to hoardes of ill-prepared students not realizing that they've only studied baby mathematics previously.
Charles: Man, I thought calculus in high school was legit until I studied real analysis for the first time.
James: Yeah, it's the point in my life where I understood that my analysis of math just got real.
by EpicScientician September 17, 2021
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The birds are real

When "the birds are real" it implies a person is high.

**Can be said as "The birds are real" or "Those birds are real"
Ex 1:
Person 1: look! that guy is smokin a huge joint!

Person 2: oh yeah, the birds are real!

Ex 2:
person 1: *sniffs* You smell that?

person 2: Yeah, those birds are real!
by Clark Bill Steven November 27, 2013
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get real

When someone tells you to get real, they want you to get a reality check and to stop behaving as though you're living in a fantasy world.
Could apply to pretty much anyone or anything (as in a company or organisation) that mentally is not living in reality.
Examples can include companies paying their employees minimum wage while demanding preformance and duties etc that someone willing to preform them is worth at least twise that. On the other side of the coin, it can also include employees demanding pay that is far in excess of what the company can realistically afford to pay them.
Basically anyone or anything that expects something that just isn't realistic, saying 'get real' means to tell them to stop being unrealistic.
Employee: I demand $75,000 a year, a company car, 50,000 shares of the company's stock, every benifit imaginable and a months vacation every year to start.
Interviewer: Get real, this is a burger flipping job, not an executive job.
by Guest September 9, 2005
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It's free real estate

A phrase originated from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! which has since been turned into a popular meme.

The phrase can either be expressed literally, in reference to real estate that is "free" (like when a spider inhabits the corner of a room), or figuratively, as to ironically express a "good deal" which is actually an obvious scam.
Person 1: Who left this dirty old refrigerator box in my front yard!!?

Person 2:(waves Person 1 in closer) *Whispers* it's free real estate.
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Get Real

Getting real is the act of giving yourself a reality check. If a person is trying to convince you of something unrealistic, you tell them to "Get Real." Get Real is also a title that you can earn in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 by winning one match of Hadcore Team Deathmatch.
1. You honestly play hardcore teamdeathmatch? You need to get real.

2. Eric: Dylan, why are you lying prone camping in spawn

Dylan: Because its a good strategy and I'm worried about my kill to death ratio.

Eric:Dylan, seriously you need to get real. You need to sack up and attack like the rest of us.
by HPitty January 20, 2010
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