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Razorbeard

Admiral Razorbeard makes his debut in Rayman 2, where he is the main villain and the commander of the invading Robo-Pirate army. Razorbeard spends most of his time in the Buccaneer, where he sits on his throne, waiting for his lackey, the Spyglass Pirate, to give him news of Rayman's whereabouts. Razorbeard often calls for the Spyglass Pirate to send Warships out to capture Rayman, and his frustration with Rayman's constant evasion leads him to issue orders for the hero's return to him, dead or alive.

At a late point in the game, Razorbeard receives a very special visitor; this is the General from Tonic Trouble. This guest offers to sell the Admiral the Grolgoth, a powerful pilot-controlled robot which could be used to kill Rayman. Razorbeard fantasises about the robot shaking Rayman to death, and decides to purchase it. He then lures Rayman to the Crow's Nest using Globox as bait. After a lengthy battle, the Grolgoth is defeated. Razorbeard flees in a flying escape pod after activating the Grolgoth's self-destruct mechanism, which destroys the Buccaneer entirely. Rayman survives the explosion, while Razorbeard flees into space in his escape pod. He is seen flying beyond the stars in the credits sequence. His current whereabouts are unknown.
"You’ve failed me again… I warned you, didn’t I? Let’s see how well you swim in molten lava… Meanwhile, I’ll just handle this little problem myself. Prepare the Grolgoth! I know how to lure Rayman to me…" Razorbeard to Spyglass Pirate after a failed attempt at getting rid of Rayman
by robi0602 August 5, 2018
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Razorblade Smile

The Razorblade Smile is the act of using MySpace, Facebook or other popular social sites to make give someone mild to severe mental distress or even lead them to suicide. This is done by creating a false profile, befreinding and or seducing them online, then turn on them in some horrible way. All the while never comming into live contact with the target.(Razorblade for them, Smile for you)
A woman posed as a teenage boy to seduce and ultimately destroy her daughter's best freind using the MySpace network. The girl she wrote to commited suicide shortly after the "break up". A true example of the Razorblade Smile..
by The Reverend Godless May 22, 2008
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razorblades

Also known as Cap'n Crunch breakfast cereal. Will rip your mouth to shreds.
"Hey mom, will you get me a box of razorblades from the store?"
"Sure son, dirty razorblades or regular?"
"Regular, if they have it."
by t-crisis October 20, 2016
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Razorblade Romance

The 2nd Album by the band HIM. It is their best selling album to date. It features the song Join Me (In Death) which was used in the European version of The 4th floor with Juilette Lewis.
I just got Razorblade Romance, that shit is fucking awsome!
by Chris Creveling April 20, 2004
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Razorblade kiss

Fancy way to say cutting urself. As the razorblade slides across ur wrist, it kisses it...leaving a razorblade kiss.
Blood flows from my wrist
my very last razorblade kiss
by emolicious9376 May 24, 2006
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razorblade

A shit so painful it feels like a razorblade is coming out of your ass.
You ever shit a razorblade, it fucking hurts.
by ForceGrip86 May 12, 2011
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Razorblade City

Portland, Oregon. Muthafucka. Popularized by the hip hop trio, the Lifesavas.
by Hugh Jweener October 13, 2008
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