Quonk

a racial slur used by the mandem

"bro you fucking quonk" or "i love you my quonk

by simonsays is the March 27, 2021

Quonk

A term that pedophiles use to identify themselves to each other in the video game Black Desert Online.

Quonk! Quonktastic! Let's get Quonkerous!

by Don2088 May 5, 2023

Quonk

The noise a swan makes

Swan - "Quonk"

by Mark December 30, 2003

Quonk

When you pull an arrow from a quiver

What are you doing?! Quonk your arrow!

by Joeligmafortnite August 21, 2021

Quonk

When someone hits another person on the back of their head with an impressive penis.

Johnny quonked brenda last night and she got knocked out cold.

by Kinky dwarf November 1, 2017

Quonk

The small pieces of weed that one finds possibly down the back of the couch, or scattered around the carpet at a pertinant rolling spot that keep an avid potsmoker going until the next avaliable oppertunity to score some serious buda.

angelo - "oh my frickin god man theres nee weed left in the tin, what the f*ck"???

hannelore - dont worry mate ill ratch the quonk from around the table that will keep us goin until lance gets home with the henry.

angelo - fricken awesome.

by bobbydazzler raz raz metazzler September 30, 2011

quonk

Noun: pot, reefer, buds, marijuana (see: kwonk)
Verb form: quonked- stoned, high.

that weed you had had me totally quonked.

by boxo January 19, 2005