God's Quarterback

A servant of GOD that protects Heaven from fags/homos, likes to tackle them and punt them to the fiery pits of HELL.

The only reason God is mad at gays is because they found a loophole in the system (not talking to girls nag)

Relax all of you gay haters who don't want gay marriage, God's quarterback isn't letting any Fudge Packers go past the pearly white gates of Heaven.

by pokepotty August 22, 2011

High School Quarterback Syndrome

Former male athletes who suffer from a subconscious inferiority complex where they continue to believe they are the best at any sport and a better athlete than their colleagues, based on their grade school athletic careers. They do this by continuously pointing out their mediocre and oft irrelevant sporting accomplishments, then shoving them in peoples faces.

#1Why does Ronnie talk so much shit on the court? He wont shut up about when he took his HS team to state 3 years ago
#2 Ya, Ronnie still suffers from High School Quarterback Syndrome...
#1 ohhh ok that makes sense

by DaMacAttacc April 6, 2012

quarterback sneak

when you're hittin it from the rear and pull out and spit on her back, then tell her your done....when she turns around pop a fat one in her eye.

i was in a sticky situation, so i decided it would fit my gameplan best to go with a quarterback sneak. catch the defense of guard.

by mondingo December 25, 2005

quarterback sneak

when you're tossing a girls salad and in a sudden movement jump up and put it in her ass

i was hooking up with this girl and she called for the quarterback sneak

by jason evans August 20, 2003

quarterback sneak

when someone sneaks tobacco into a bowl piece and convinces a third party to snap it without their knowledge of tobacco being present.

I passed out on the kitchen floor after Joseph packed me a quarterback sneak last night.

by real frat bro July 10, 2020

the quarterback sneek

The quaterback sneak is when you into your girls room and shes dead asleep with her ass up and no panties on and you proceed to stick your penis in her vagina .

Alex entered Melissas room last night saw her asleep ass up & pulled the quarterback sneek.

by DonPancrasio July 22, 2015

the quarterback sack

when you take your balls and try to throw them in your partners mouth. if you make you will get them rubbed. if you miss then you have to get them slapped

the quarterback sack is called what it is beacuse a quarterback is supposed to throw and in this case he is throwing a "sack"

by dumbcrap52 October 4, 2010